I heard a knock on the door. Then a quick scuffling of feet down the stairs. I opened the door and what did I find?
I quickly scooped up the envelope and hurried inside. I locked the door behind me. I didn't want anyone to find out that I had this:
Needless to say I was in a state of shock and awe at my wonderful luck!
Shock
Awe
I was excited as a schoolgirl on Christmas morning as I tore open the package. It was all here. The complete Stacy From Louisville Bible College Survival Pack. The Pocket protector, the floaties, the pantyhose (which incidentally were never explained) even the nose candy (not what you are thinking, get your minds out of the gutter). So naturally, actually more like unnaturally, I had to try everything on.
Can you believe it? As soon as I put it on I could feel psalms and proverbs were getting ready to proverbially come flying out of my mouth! Anyways, much thanks for the wonderful gift package, If only I had received my honorary diploma I would have been set.
